The Peanuts Arcana Tarot Deck: I suspect this won't be up long. [via Boing Boing]
Clippy helps out George.
April Fools Day on the net:
- You've got Blogs! AOL buys into homegrown media: "AOL gets it! Steve Case gets it!" beamed Dave Winer today, after brokering a deal that sees two hundred of the most popular weblogs become part of the AOL-Time Warner publishing empire.
- The technology behind Google's great results: Google describes their patented search technology, PigeonRank.
- Kuro5hin buys Metafilter, henceforth to be named Met4Filter.
- Microsoft has acquired the ODP, to become the Gates Open Directory.
How to turn your computer's cup holder into a catapult LART. [via Flutterby]
Lord of the Riots Rocks Seattle Campus
The cleanup in chess clubs and computer labs are just beginning after a wave of riots broke out this morning at the University of Washington following the defeat of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by A Beautiful Mind in the Academy Awards. The Lord of the Rings won four Oscars mainly for technical achievement while A Beautiful Mind won the "big" awards of Best Director, Picture, Screenplay, and Supporting Actress.
U.S. not center of the world, radicals claim
There were unconfirmed reports yesterday that the United States is not the center of the world.
The White House had no immediate comment on the reports, which set off a firestorm of controversy in the nation's capital.
[via The War in Context]
How to Change a Spare Government
It's late at night, you're cruising along, perhaps humming a mindless tune, when suddenly you hear a loud bang. A silent curse crosses your lips as you realize your government has gone flat. Fortunately, the United States now comes with a spare. Here's what to do in case of a breakdown.
First, assuming you've parked the country in a safe location, get out and find the spare government. This can be frustrating, as with the United States, the emergency backup is not readily accessible, but is hidden away in a secure, undisclosed location.
French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan
The ground war in Afghanistan hotted up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of Taleban zealots by proving the non-existence of God.
Closed disinformation agency can't convince staff it's closed
Following Tuesday's announcement that the Pentagon had closed the controversial Office of Strategic Influence , which allegedly was created to spread false information abroad, the agency said it has been unable to convince OSI employees to stop reporting for work.
"We got ya, sir, we're 'closed'," said a winking Major Chad Brumley when Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld found him at his desk again today. "There is no one here spreading misinformation now, and certainly there won't be anyone here spreading misinformation daily from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sir."
Absolut Taliban [via jerrykindall]
The second best way to upgrade Windows.
Snowhenge [via Bifurcated Rivets]
Pat Robertson steps down from Christian Colation to enjoy private life of intolerance.
The Gettysburg Address: the Powerpoint version. [via Metafilter]
Santa orders Elf Tribunal to determine if Osama is Naughty or Nice.
Dogbert Airlines: "Attention travelers! Our hub at the South Pole is experiencing permafrost..."
Comparing two support hotlines in providing support for Microsoft Products: Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network. [via Memepool]
Saruman's Diary [via Plep]
Dude, you're getting a Dell!
The All Your Tourist Are Belong To Us rock video. [via Memepool]
The Economist issues a correction on their election reporting. [via genehack]
The other day I linked to a great movie of Ms. Pacman singing Mame. /. today provided the answer to something I couldn't figure out: why Mame?